Thursday, December 31, 2009

2009 Broke in Detroit Awards

Most Overplayed Bro-mance Award: Jasper and Never Silent Bob (Will someone buy that guy a trench coat already?)


Biggest Case of a Hipster Calling the Kettle a Hipster Award: Lazersharkz


Can’t Believe They’re Still In Business Award: Painted Lady


Hubris Award: Ryan Allen, for the time that he reminded everyone that a music blog was named after one of his songs, on said music blog, just before he jerked off to the site of himself in the mirror


Perhaps We Judged Him Too Harshly Award: That guy that bought The Lager House


Blog is Better Known than their Music Award: The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre


Coup D’Etat Award: Computer Perfection, for taking all the blog coverage that used to belong to Deastro


Venue with an Atmosphere Most Resembling a High School Cafeteria Award: The Belmont


Thank God We Don’t Have To See Them Promoting Themselves Anymore Award: Riff2


Do We Really Have a Venue Shortage Award: The renovated Majestic Cafe


Sadly Absent from the Internets this Year: Jeremy Freer


Venue with a Staff Most Determined to Look Hip at the Expense of Earning Tips Award: Cliff Bells


Totally Unsurprising Death Award: Detour


Pulled From the wreckage for our Benefit Award: Detour’s renamed music festival

4 comments:

  1. Do We Really Have a Venue Shortage Award:

    The New Way Bar and The Loving Touch are also stepping up to relieve some of the stress put on other venues by all the at-capacity shows and touring acts who can't find a place to play.

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  2. Hubris Award: Ryan Allen, for the time that he reminded everyone that a music blog was named after one of his songs, on said music blog, just before he jerked off to the site of himself in the mirror

    brilliant

    =jr

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  3. Ryan Allen is a supreme douche who cheats on his wife. Truth be told.

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