Sunday, January 3, 2010

Look at this Detroit Hipster

At some point, we've all come acrossed a funny website and thought to ourselves, "Why didn't I think of that". Well, instead of bemoaning my lack of creativity, I'll just occasionally plagiarize someone else' concept.



"I just earned my irony merit badge"


Feel free to send pictures of hipsters you come across to orvilleoglethorpe[at]gmail[dot]com. In fact, go ahead and just send me any pictures of people that you think deserved to be mocked, along with the reasons why. It can be the douchebag that always pushes you in order to stand right at the front of the stage, that girl that's always trying way too hard to be the center of attention, or that bartender that ignores you if she thinks you haven't collected enough hip points to be in her presense.

10 comments:

  1. There would be no good parties in Detroit without hipsters. Call it gentrification of Detroit, but what else does Detroit have to offer? It is either going to hipster parties or sketchy hood runs. Leave it or love it.

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  2. Everything about this blog sucks ass.

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  3. The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre sucks ass

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  4. LOL. This is awesome. Go home to the suburbs, hipsters.

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  5. ugh i know and hate that girl.

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  6. yeah, she totally sucks

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  7. I have to say I'm surprised and flattered by all the recent comments on this old post. My thanks go out to Adam, Trish, Carrie Ann, Ethan, and everyone else that's been getting the word out over facebook about this blog.

    We don't have to hate this girl just to mock her a little bit. I'm sure she's a perfectly fine girl despite the fact that she occasionally goes out of her way to dress badly.

    Also, just to clear something up, this blog is not owned or managed by any of the members of The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre in any way what so ever.

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  8. you guys are all mean. get a life. and maybe an original band name??
    your music is shit, but you think you can copy the brian jonestown massacre and get yourself a fanbase? as soon as you leave detroit. nobody will know or care about who you are. youre an egotistical fuck who cant get laid. sure you got girls dancing on your stage. but how much did you have to pay them to leave their craigslist escort jobs for the night?

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  9. lol lrn2read, anon

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