Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Scenester Douchetard of the Week: Zach Weedon

"I hope the photographer is capturing my intenser side"


Zach Weedon, you must feel like the prettiest girl at the prom. You started out with Lee Marvin Computer Arm. Then you got noticed by Danny Kroha, and became a founding member of his new band, The Readies. Not much longer after that, you filled a vacancy in The Dirtbombs left by Troy Gregory. You just can’t be tied down, and you juggle these bands like a playa juggles his stable of hoes.


So you once punched the drummer from Lee Marvin Computer Arm? That’s so intense. Making sure that everyone heard the story about it? Also totally intense. All the effort that you put forth to broadcast how intense you think you are has really paid off. Pretty soon you’ll be getting endorsement deals from Monster Energy Drink, Scion, and Axe Body Spray.


Zach Weedon, for all these reasons and more, you are Broke in Detroit’s Scenester Douchetard of the Week.

17 comments:

  1. Orville, why don't you say your real name? That may make you the true douchetard, or wait, maybe just a huge pussy hiding behind your computer milking free wifi at some vegan juice bar. Pussy.

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  2. Actually, I'm more of an ingrown toenail milking free wi-fi at a public library

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  3. Zach Weedon = totally vegan

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  4. Orville, you seem like a real douchetard but so is Zack Weedon. You 2 are a match made in heaven.

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  5. Any chance Zach wants to be my valentine?

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  6. anyone who wastes their time making a blog about what they don't like about other people is the biggest douchetard of all. wtf is a douchetard anyways? grow up.

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  7. For someone who doesn't like this blog, you sure spent a lot of time reading it.

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  8. This blog should be called "Look at This Fucking Plagiarist." Isn't this just latfh Detroit?

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  9. I like to think that I've been inspired by latfh, but yeah, I kind of already copped to a bit of plagiarism in a previous post. Although the posts that mock bonafide scenesters crib a bit more from www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com than latfh.

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  10. the drummer from lee marvinMarch 4, 2010 at 9:54 PM

    fuck you

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  11. Why are you mad at me? I never punched you. Not even once.

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  12. Too bad if u actually got into a fight the drummer would kick your ass.

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  13. loved this post the first time i read it two years ago and it still rings true today. please start posting scenester douchetards of the week again. btw he's vegan and also straight edge.

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  14. As of right now, this is my official news source for what's happening in Detroit. Seriously, this blog needs to keep existing as the (well deserved) Ryan Allen jabs had me in stitches along with seriously calling out the Metro Times for their lack of serious news coverage. Did I mention a need for a Ryan Allen Douchetard of the week? Or maybe for Dale Earnhardt Jr just on their goddamn awful name.

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  15. Or Jerry "Vile" Peterson. This old scene queen's been swinging on Niagara's dick since Destroy All Monsters stopped being relavent --my bad, they actually never were.

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