"I hope the photographer is capturing my intenser side"
Zach Weedon, you must feel like the prettiest girl at the prom. You started out with Lee Marvin Computer Arm. Then you got noticed by Danny Kroha, and became a founding member of his new band, The Readies. Not much longer after that, you filled a vacancy in The Dirtbombs left by Troy Gregory. You just can’t be tied down, and you juggle these bands like a playa juggles his stable of hoes.
So you once punched the drummer from Lee Marvin Computer Arm? That’s so intense. Making sure that everyone heard the story about it? Also totally intense. All the effort that you put forth to broadcast how intense you think you are has really paid off. Pretty soon you’ll be getting endorsement deals from Monster Energy Drink, Scion, and Axe Body Spray.
Zach Weedon, for all these reasons and more, you are Broke in Detroit’s Scenester Douchetard of the Week.