How crazy and fucked up would it be if someone with your face was out there doing awful things? All doppelgangers know that if they're going to do evil things in our reality, the Doppelganger Code requires that they do so while wearing a goatee. Case in point:
That's the reason I'm so surprised that a guy who looks a lot like Tait Nucleus from Electric Six forgot about the goatee rule before he went onto chatroulette.com and started using some of the worst pickup lines ever.
Now if that guy ever runs into the real Tait Nucleus he's going to become terrified and think that Tait wants to see his junk. Not cool, guy who looks a lot like Tait Nucleus, not cool.