Margaret Doll Rod's Boobs...after posting the above photo, I completely forgot what I was about to type.
I profusely apologize for calling you a douchetard. If you can bring yourself to forgive this slight to your honor, I'll forgive you for all the times I walked right into a sign post as a result of being spellbound by your mystical mammary voodoo. I'm baffled as to why reproductions of your likeness are not worshiped in shrines across the world. If the cavemen had the privilege of beholding your loveliness, they never would have even bothered with that hideous ogre, the Venus of Willendorf.
Margaret Doll Rod's Boobs, in light of all your awesome jiggliness, you are Broke in Detroit's