Want to celebrate someone's birthday, but feel like paying $7 for the privilege of doing so? Then come to Stirling's birthday bash tomorrow. It's happening at El Club on Vernor, near Scotten. If you weren't already annoyed by all the white, hipper-than-thou assholes ruining the authenticity of Cafe D'Mongo's, then it's time for you to try El Club.
Now if only one of my five readers would so kind as to show up at this party and report back to me on the color of Stirling's pants for the evening, I'd consider it an early Christmas present.