Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Most Revered

Brett Callwood at the Metrotimes continues to try to prove that he's a more fanatical stalker of Amy Gore than I am.


I not only compare everything to Amy Gore, I've based an entire system of measurement on her. For example:

"Train A leaves station 1 traveling at 35 amygores per hour, weighing 1243 amygores, heading in the direction of station 2. Train B leaves station 2 traveling at 43 amygores per hour, weighing 976 amygores, going in the direction of station 1, on the same track as train A. What will be the total amount of kinetic energy involved in the crash, measured in amygores?"

Suck it, Callwood!

5 comments:

  1. You win this one, but I'll be back. Oh yes, I'll be back.

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    1. You just couldn't wait to one-up me:
      http://blogs.metrotimes.com/index.php/2012/09/city-slang-the-hard-lessons-surprise-diy/

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  2. I've heard that Jackson Smith has left the Valentines and has resumed touring with his mother's band. Given that he was an integral part of AG & TV's muscular sound, have they found a suitable replacement or is this the beginning of the end?

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    1. It's been said that working with Amy can try your patience, but working for your mom has got to be weird, no matter how famous she is.

      Perhaps a certain local journalist will feel motivated to update us all...

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