Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Most Revered

Brett Callwood at the Metrotimes continues to try to prove that he's a more fanatical stalker of Amy Gore than I am.

I not only compare everything to Amy Gore, I've based an entire system of measurement on her. For example:

"Train A leaves station 1 traveling at 35 amygores per hour, weighing 1243 amygores, heading in the direction of station 2. Train B leaves station 2 traveling at 43 amygores per hour, weighing 976 amygores, going in the direction of station 1, on the same track as train A. What will be the total amount of kinetic energy involved in the crash, measured in amygores?"

Suck it, Callwood!