Saturday, May 10, 2014

Event Listing

You don't want to miss this badass show!

Margaret Doll Rod, the legendary founder and leader of the nudist punk band Demolition Doll Rods releases a new record of intimate punk ramblings.

Stomp Rockets combine flamenco flourishes with bluegrass twang and classical violin.

The Volcanos first erupted in 1994. Do you remember them? No? Too bad, because they're on the bill too.

Where: The Small Painted Loving Bellhouse Bowlfront
When: May 46th, at 3.14159265359 A.P.M.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Logistics Management

I'm not going to embarass myself again like I did in January by jumping to conclusions about the Blowout. Nope, not this time. I've waited, and now the schedule is out.

Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights are all happening simultaneously in Hamtramck, Detroit, and Ferndale. This is not a huge clusterfuck contrived by a cokehead that will be impossible to enjoy. You'll be able to enjoy all three cities within the same night thanks to a unique fleet of shuttle vehicles.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Location, Location, Location

They've announced the dates, but not the place. With only one weekend, the bulk of the blowout can only be held in one city. Should we start taking bets on whether the blowout will be held in downtown Birmingham this year?